Thursday 10 September 2009

Everyone likes lists

I have been a tired grumpy commuter for a few months now and I thought it might be a good to time to list the things that have warmed my cockles and the things which have caused my hair to fall out at a quicker rate than it already is - thanks dad.

The things I hate

People talking in the morning, all conversation should be banned till at least 10am, especially jovial conversation.

Getting hit in the face with someone's wobbly arse as they try to unsuccessfully navigate the carriage - just use the bus!

People who aren't going to work.

People who cough and splutter as if it was joyful.

A woman who always presses the traffic light button even though she has seen me do it before her, she does this everyday.

The things I love

Trumping with my headphones on as I walk, you can't hear how loud they are so who cares.

The OCD woman who legs it to the carriage every morning so she can get the same seat, I'm going to race her one day to see if she freaks out

Lovers saying goodbye and greeting one another, well I'm not a complete heartless turd.

2 comments:

  1. Things I hate:

    People who get off the train with wheelie suitcases and stop right in the door to pull the handle up
    People who commute with fold up bikes
    People who take up one and a half seats and crush me against the window.

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  2. Things Our Man Hates: Getting Nowhere not posting anything for a week? What gives grumpy Midlander?

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