Friday 10 July 2009

Haribo, diabetes and a mobile refreshment unit

Things of note on the way to work:

A Frenchmen nonchalantly eating Haribo. Well, I say he was French, but I only made that assumption because he looked like he could quaff down cheese at the speed of light and he was wearing a beret. What Englishman would wear a beret?

Two teenagers tucking into vast cubicles of coffee, one put in around five teaspoons of sugar in his cup and handed it to his friend.

He then sniffed it and said: "hmmm smells like diabetes." A train worker announced over the tannoy that he would be moving through the carriage shortly with what he called 'a mobile refreshment unit'...it was a trolley

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