Midgets and Prostitutes

My friend is not one for current affairs. When anyone starts talking about politics his bulging red face droops and turns lifeless and grey and his eyes transform into soulless black dead pools like those seen on great white sharks just before they tear an Australian surfers limb off.

However, there is one subject which he is always passionate about, always up to date with- right at the cutting edge.

That subject is of course, Midgets.

He doesn't care about the Israel/Palestine conflict, he couldn't tell you a thing about the genocides in Rwanda or the war in Afghanistan.

Nope, he loves reading about little people.

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